I just saw a guy's license plate frame that said:
"why can't I be rich, instead of good looking"
Thought that was pretty funny. I've seen some good and some really bad ones out there. I personally don't have a customized frame or plate right now. When my Saturn got stolen back in the day, I had my fish and my frame said:
"real men love Jesus"
If I can ever afford my dream car I have a plate already in my head that I will use. Do you have a customized plate or frame?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUHPhjStcs&hl=en&fs=1]Carlos totally beat me to it on this video, but there's like 2 people that probably read my blog that don't read his, so here you go mom and dad!
My dad gave me a call today and invited me to lunch. I love doing that with him and really hope that I have the opportunity to do that with my girls someday when they're older and don't live with me anymore.
Anyway, we are walking up to Antonio's, one of my favorite Mexican restaurants, when I pass the UPS store. Well, it used to be there. They must of gone out of business which isn't funny but the sign on the door was...
-From my iPhone
I was just researching funds for my client portfolio's and I came across Vanguard's Pacific ETF. So, what's so funny about that?
The ticker symbol is VPL.
I mean, c'mon, don't you think they all laughed when they put Visible Panty Line on the exchange?
Maybe I just watch TLC's What Not to Wear too much!
It's called the iFart. I know that I'm so immature, but c'mon...this is hilarious. It costs 99 cents, but it has been worth all the laughs we've gotten from setting it off. There is a security mode on it that after you set it up, whenever someone picks it up, it will make the pre-selected fart noise.
There's also a countdown for a surprise fart.
Carlos has it too, and we were eating lunch yesterday at this place called BrickTop and our waiter started cracking up about fart noises. You see, ladies, your man will never grow up to the point where a wet fart noise will make him snicker.